Add this to the list of reasons why it would be a mistake to move away from New Orleans: My mechanics are a trio of guys named, I swear to God, Big Charlie, Little Charlie, and Roscoe.

In case you needed perspective, Jessica Simpson said that prior to the Teen Choice Awards she worked out 5 days a week for 2 hours a day. Anyway, I think you look lovely.

I finally moved off of Then She Appeared to other songs. Score! This is my new favorite (unless Dani is in the car) band.

So, last night after work I got into it with my bosses. For perhaps the first time in my life I criticised an employer. She took it much worse than I thought and ended up trying to fire her two best waitresses and interim managers. For the record, I'm in the right. For those of you who know me, I never think that I am in the right, so this is a big deal. In the meantime, I implore all of you to save me from childishness; it's an unattractive quality in a 60-year-old woman and, in this particular case, detrimental to the business in which she has invested her savings.